Laying a Patch
The obvious thing to do would be to immediately buy a Type-Aaarrrrrrrrr. That's right, it's Talk Like A Pirate Day today, and that got us thinking what it might be like if we had a Drive Like a Pirate Day, too.
Of course, that be a fairly bad idea, shipmates, on account of the eye patches, hooks, peg legs, parrots and monkeys. Not to mention firing cannons at fellow motorists. And then there's that whole rum thing.
Instead, let's unbatten the hatches and take a peek at what some famous pirates might drive, were they commutin' down to their ships. Ah, my collective Jim lads, the wind be changin' and the scent of salt and gold is in the air. Let's raise our anchor and see where the seas take us.