A few of my Jaguar F-Type things

Aluminum buttons and dashboard of leather
Vivid red gauges and bright summer weather
A supercharged engine with exhaust note that sings
These are a few of my favourite things

A backward facing hood and detailed bezel
A logo that’s somewhere between cat and devil
Haunches that glimmer and paintwork that gleams
These are a few of my favourite things

Pedestrians leap in the air when she flashes,
past with a howl that frightens the masses
Wheels that dance under multi-link springs
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites, when the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

A footwell with the appropriate number of pedals
A gearstick that meshes the metal to metal,
Lines that evoke a fighter jet without wings,
These are a few of my favourite things

Rear tires turn all that torque into action
A tail that wags with light provocation
Dangerous oversteer and the smile that it brings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the cop bites, when the snow stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my F-Type V6
And then I don't feel so bad.

*with apologies to Julie Andrews.