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I should start by saying that if you’re looking for a “Pajama Party Audi”, you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of the beast before you, I can offer you two words “Smokin’ Hot.” This is the German powerhouse of the free world.You’re not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter European sedan. This thing was forged from a single block of German steel. Real sturdy!Ever since I bought it, my life has never been the same. Mundane drives have turned into heart-pounding experiences. Simple drives to the beach or grocery store has caused heads of beautiful women to turn.So, leap off that couch and see if you can handle this Audi A4!This baby’s pulse is pumping 1.8 Liters of uncensored raw fuel through her powerplant. And rest assured, this is no Nancy-boy Corolla. This German machinery can crank out a whopping 170-horsepower in no time flat.It has A/C, but are you kidding me… really? If you want to blow some sweat off your brow, you drop that sun roof and step on it!You can tell I’m having fun with this, can’t you? It’s because I truly do love this Audi. It’s in almost perfect shape and I must get rid of it for reasons I’ll tell you later.But anyway, I just want to sell this car fast and I’m willing to let you buy it for an ungodly low price… and… I’m willing to cover 2 weeks’ worth of gas… on me. Only if you’re interested.Why am I offering such a good deal? The reasons are simple. First, I hate car dealers. I tried to sell my shiny Ford Focus back to the dealer I bought it from and he said stuff that was an insult to my intelligence.That’s why I’d rather sell it cheaper to a regular person than hassle and bargain with some guy who cheats people for a living.Plus… I’m going on a trip to Thailand soon for an extended period and can’t afford to shell out thousands of dollars in parking fees.… And the reason why I’m willing to buy all your gas for two weeks is because, unless you had an Audi before, you probably don’t know but… Audi’s, at least the ones in excellent condition like mine, get very good gas mileage.Here are 8 important facts about my 2003 Audi A4…- Under the hood is a 1.8T Quattro engine that cranks out 170-horsepower- It’s jet-black in color… making it very eye-catching. The Audi is a mix between sport and luxury.- It delivers 20 MPG city driving and 29 MPG highway driving… so that you can save thousands at the gas pump this year alone (especially with those pesky Carbon taxes that will roll out over the next few months).- The seats are heated and will keep you very warm during the cold winter months.- The sun roof will keep you refreshed during the hot summer days.- It already has all season tires so you won’t have to worry about changing the tires every winter… and… you will have increased traction when the snow falls.- It’s a 4-wheel drive vehicle so you won’t have to worry about getting snowed in in your drive way.- And finally, it’s had a new transmission installed (2 years ago) with service records to prove it. So you can be rest assured that you have nothin’ but years of trouble-free driving ahead of you.So, there you have it. But keep in mind… I’m trying to get rid of this car fast. I’ve posted this same description on multiple sites.Chances are it’s going to sell fast. So pick up the phone and give me a call now. Act quickly before somebody comes and steals this fine German beast from right under your nose.Sincerely,Mac Austin.PS. That 2 weeks worth of free gas has got to be confirmed in next 11-days or else I’m going to put this car up for sale at an auction for the highest bidder.
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